For brands

Put your product in India’s fullest fake cart.

Moh Maya Mart is a parody Diwali sale. People fill carts with everything from kaju katli to a Bandra flat, “pay” ₹0, take a call from a lost delivery rider and share their receipts. Until Diwali on 8 November, a few real brands can sit in that cart with them.

Three ways in

₹9,999

Featured product

Your real product in the catalogue until Diwali, marked “Sponsored · this one exists”, with a link to buy it for real.

₹14,999

Raju’s call

Our lost delivery rider name-drops your brand during his call, on every order placed while your slot runs.

₹19,999

The receipt

“This empty box was brought to you by your brand” on every receipt and on the story card people share.

Every sponsored placement carries an “Ad” or “Sponsored” label, as Indian advertising rules require. Slots are limited so the joke stays funny. Prices are for the run up to Diwali, 8 November 2026, plus 18% GST where it applies.

Ask for a slot

Rather email? Write to hello@mohmayamart.com.