Privacy

What this site keeps about you

Last updated 16 October 2026. Moh Maya Mart is a joke shop. It is built to know as little about you as possible.

What we record

• Anonymous site events. When you visit, place a fake order or share a receipt, the site records the page, the page or link that sent you (for example a tag like “wa”), whether you were on a phone, and for fake orders the made-up cart value and item count. No name, email, IP address or device ID is stored with these events.
• Your cart, on your own device. Your cart and your “saved so far” total are kept in your browser’s local storage, on your device only. Clear your browser data to remove them.
• Brand enquiries. If you send the form on the brand page, we keep what you typed so we can reply.
• Site analytics. We use Vercel Web Analytics, which counts visits without cookies.

Payments

The shop never takes payment and never asks for card, UPI or bank details. If you choose to buy Raju a real chai, that payment is handled by Stripe on Stripe’s own page. We never see your card details. Stripe’s privacy policy applies to that payment.

Advertising

If we show ads, they come from Google. Third-party vendors, including Google, use cookies to serve ads based on your previous visits to this and other websites. Google’s use of advertising cookies lets it and its partners serve ads based on your visits. You can opt out of personalised advertising in Google Ads Settings, or opt out of some third-party vendors’ cookies at aboutads.info.

Questions or deletion

Write to hello@mohmayamart.com and we will answer, or delete a brand enquiry you sent.